tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3753486518085091399.post959299253797898296..comments2024-03-29T11:07:51.893+13:00Comments on Bowalley Road: Caption CompetitionChris Trotterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09081613281183460899noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3753486518085091399.post-3096081501747581252012-07-16T12:23:27.162+12:002012-07-16T12:23:27.162+12:00"Is it our policies, or are you just not wear..."Is it our policies, or are you just not wearing deodorant!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3753486518085091399.post-45802567853745902472012-07-13T19:18:40.738+12:002012-07-13T19:18:40.738+12:00If Shearer's not wearing the glasses by next w...If Shearer's not wearing the glasses by next week - we'll roll the bastard!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3753486518085091399.post-74360324593433897462012-07-12T23:34:58.265+12:002012-07-12T23:34:58.265+12:00The only sure way to win this election is the the ...The only sure way to win this election is the the effective triumph of Vestocracy. Yes, David, I had a hard time swallowing it too. But once you put the vest on it doesn't seem so bad.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3753486518085091399.post-90104804159541027842012-07-12T23:31:38.872+12:002012-07-12T23:31:38.872+12:00If you join us and drink from the fountain of Blai...If you join us and drink from the fountain of Blairism, we can't guarantee you a job but you will get a vest.<br /><br />I know that kool aid tastes rough, David, but it won't be long before we replace the vestiges of Social Democracy with...Vestocracy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3753486518085091399.post-37636540437754709962012-07-12T19:11:03.923+12:002012-07-12T19:11:03.923+12:00Only those that drink the Kool-aid get to wear the...Only those that drink the Kool-aid get to wear the vests.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3753486518085091399.post-3892860332348693072012-07-12T17:20:02.078+12:002012-07-12T17:20:02.078+12:00It makes me weep!It makes me weep!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3753486518085091399.post-41588417064054507282012-07-12T16:02:08.554+12:002012-07-12T16:02:08.554+12:00Nannies state of knitting.Nannies state of knitting.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3753486518085091399.post-46704234854199884062012-07-12T11:10:12.417+12:002012-07-12T11:10:12.417+12:00At least they are all on the same page!At least they are all on the same page!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3753486518085091399.post-65016561632047242012012-07-12T10:22:01.945+12:002012-07-12T10:22:01.945+12:00ONLY LABOUR would voluntarily supply the nation wi...<i>ONLY LABOUR would voluntarily supply the nation with such an extraordinary opportunity for mockery. Keep up the tweeting, Jacinda!</i><br /><br />To be fair, the greens used to do this all the time when they were a tiny fringe party. Perhaps that's Labour's goal? It would explain why they put Shearer in charge.Bobnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3753486518085091399.post-57879925357206752312012-07-12T08:49:29.078+12:002012-07-12T08:49:29.078+12:00Look! We're being photographed. Wow. doesn'...Look! We're being photographed. Wow. doesn't it feel good to be noticed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3753486518085091399.post-71599086978054869952012-07-12T04:03:37.607+12:002012-07-12T04:03:37.607+12:00Robertson - "You wanna be in my gang my gang ...Robertson - "You wanna be in my gang my gang my gang you wanna be in my gang oh yeah"<br />Cunliffe - "don't wanna be in your gang your gang your gang, I've got my own gang.....and a beard"Cactus Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10136331420768264938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3753486518085091399.post-41160364910264092512012-07-11T22:30:58.843+12:002012-07-11T22:30:58.843+12:00And the Labour party is, apparently, the party of ...And the Labour party is, apparently, the party of diversity. This looks like a party of homogeneity of the worst kind - sycophantic groupism. This is not a party that can generate ideas, it is a party of internal politics not external realities, who visibly dress as if the aspirational post in life is a tenured professorship at a high visibility/medium rigour tertiary institution. Sincerely depressing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3753486518085091399.post-43152062964807520072012-07-11T21:42:59.841+12:002012-07-11T21:42:59.841+12:00Labour issues a call to arms!
[David Howard]Labour issues a call to arms!<br /><br />[David Howard]Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3753486518085091399.post-39025979813570765182012-07-11T21:20:29.859+12:002012-07-11T21:20:29.859+12:00For some reason, I can't explain, this iconic ...For some reason, I can't explain, this iconic photo has inspired the following homage to the classic 12 bar blues:<br /><br />Some people gone and told me<br />Nobody loves that colour red.<br />Some people gone and told me<br />Nobody loves that colour red.<br />So I pulled on my blue vest<br />As I got out of bed.<br /><br />And I walked to the corner<br />Wearin' that vest of blue.<br />Yeah, I walked to the corner<br />Wearin' a vest of blue.<br />With everythin' red<br />Hidden away from view.<br /><br />And I walked into a meetin'<br />With Tweedledum and Tweedledee.<br />Yeah, I walked into that meetin'<br />With Mr Dum and Mr Dee.<br />And they looked me all over <br />And cried out “Mercy Me!”<br /><br />But I was proud to be there<br />With my new blue vest on.<br />I was so proud to be there <br />With that new blue vest on.<br />But no-one gone told me<br />Jacinda had her twitter on.<br /><br />Some people like to rock!<br />Some people like to roll!<br />And there’s people that just<br />tweets away to satisfy their soul!<br />So I’m an internet sensation, <br />Me and Dum and Dee, <br />And the best part about it<br />Is that it’s all for free!<br /><br />Yes, some people like to rock!<br />Some people like to roll!<br />But some people will do anythin' to scandalize my soul!<br />And they’re looking out for captions<br />On Bowally Road.<br />Just ‘cos Dee and Dum and me <br />All chose to dress in mode!<br /><br />My apologies to the purists, if the last two verses are in a more recent Electric Blues style.Victornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3753486518085091399.post-61296595608232732752012-07-11T19:55:26.797+12:002012-07-11T19:55:26.797+12:00New police uniforms unveiled.
This penny pinchin...New police uniforms unveiled. <br /><br />This penny pinching National government have decreed that flashy badges are too expensive and have to go, as do the stylish but excessively costly hats. And in a bid to maintain tax cuts to the wealthy Bill English said "why do police require sleeves? Police is an active occupation and they keep warm, so this government can save an additional 1 million in cloth."<br /><br />AlistairAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3753486518085091399.post-59149621805848526712012-07-11T18:38:57.701+12:002012-07-11T18:38:57.701+12:00Santorum anyone?Santorum anyone?Cnrjoenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3753486518085091399.post-83667665431495180852012-07-11T18:15:21.499+12:002012-07-11T18:15:21.499+12:00I think my rather bitter observation was recorded ...I think my rather bitter observation was recorded in the Herald article, but how about "shearer in politician's clothing"?<br /><br />LLewhttp://www.kiwipolitico.com/index.php?author=27noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3753486518085091399.post-56549530837284573982012-07-11T17:50:24.214+12:002012-07-11T17:50:24.214+12:00"haughty couture""haughty couture"Philnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3753486518085091399.post-21737698990604046982012-07-11T17:44:56.454+12:002012-07-11T17:44:56.454+12:00"David Shearer was later fired from the boy-b..."David Shearer was later fired from the boy-band, with inside sources citing his inability to sing the same tune."Philnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3753486518085091399.post-52570445212256016112012-07-11T17:36:22.778+12:002012-07-11T17:36:22.778+12:00"Nicholas Jerymn makes its first move to usur..."Nicholas Jerymn makes its first move to usurp Crosby Textor as New Zealand's preeminent political strategists"Philnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3753486518085091399.post-61359632291444944202012-07-11T17:05:49.869+12:002012-07-11T17:05:49.869+12:00In vest, in Labour.In vest, in Labour.Brendan McNeillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02741263914308842497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3753486518085091399.post-59830678161578943152012-07-11T16:05:08.507+12:002012-07-11T16:05:08.507+12:00Proof: Labour strategy determined by interested ve...Proof: Labour strategy determined by interested vests.<br /><br />akAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3753486518085091399.post-79276496177262117352012-07-11T15:12:21.560+12:002012-07-11T15:12:21.560+12:00"Labour's vested interests"
[PS. I..."Labour's vested interests" <br /><br />[PS. I think I saw this on Twitter, but cannot remember where]Jake Quinnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13648785399646137852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3753486518085091399.post-7471704719682953662012-07-11T15:01:30.194+12:002012-07-11T15:01:30.194+12:00Shock as nation discovers vested interests in Labo...Shock as nation discovers vested interests in Labour caucus.Pete Simehttp://petesi.menoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3753486518085091399.post-80175431217860825002012-07-11T14:48:59.334+12:002012-07-11T14:48:59.334+12:00Proof that Labour is hostage to vested interests.Proof that Labour is hostage to vested interests.Sanctuaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03107330732524823291noreply@blogger.com