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(To the tune of Paul McCartney’s “Uncle Albert – Admiral Halsey”)
I’m so
sorry, Rod and Jeanette,
I’m so sorry
if I caused you any pain.
I’m so sorry,
Rod and Jeanette,
But the
party that you left me
Is in
trouble once again.
I’m so sorry,
but we’ve hardly done
A thing all
term.
I’m so
sorry, Rod and Jeanette.
But,
Jacinda’s so unhelpful
And Winston always
makes me squirm!
Sob, sob.
So you’re
sorry, James? You wanker!
Cos you
haven’t done a bloody thing all term?
So you
should be, James. You tosser!
There’s a
planet on the boil,
And
you’re less green than Ardern!
Handouts to
the wealthy! (wealthy?)
Handouts to
the rich!
Handouts for
the crystals (crystals?)
Buried in a
ditch.
Taranaki
Green School notified me,
They had to
have more cash – cos salvation isn’t free.
So I got a
grant from Grant, in spite of Treasury, and Chippie (Chris Hipkins)
Who had the
gall to call it a strange priority!
Handouts to
the wealthy! (wealthy?)
Handouts to
the rich!
Handouts for
the crystals (crystals?)
Buried in a
ditch.
Bugger-off,
you ageing hippies – on yer bike! (on
yer bike)
Being
green’s a business now,
So you
lefties – take a hike!
Bugger-off,
you ageing hippies – on yer bike! (on
yer bike)
Being
green’s a business now,
So you lefties
– take a hike!
Handouts to
the wealthy! (wealthy?)
Handouts to
the rich!
Handouts for
the crystals (crystals?)
Buried in a
ditch!
This parody was originally posted on The Daily Blog of Friday, 4 September 2020.
That is so good....
ReplyDeleteJames might feel like responding with this from Psalm 140:3 King James Version.
ReplyDeleteDeliver me, O LORD, from the evil man: preserve me from the violent man; 2Which imagine mischiefs in their heart; continually are they gathered together for war.
3They have sharpened their tongues like a serpent; adders' poison is under their lips. Selah.
4Keep me, O LORD, from the hands of the wicked; preserve me from the violent man; who have purposed to overthrow my goings.
5The proud have hid a snare for me, and cords; they have spread a net by the wayside; they have set gins for me. Selah.
6I said unto the LORD, Thou art my God: hear the voice of my supplications, O LORD.
(Selah has indefinite meaning, but seems to place emphasis on the preceding sentence, suggests reflection.)