|Her House is a very, very, very fine house.|
I’ll see to NeveWhile you go and cook the Snapper
That you caught today
Staring at the screen
For hours and hours, I wish that people
understood the problems
If only they could wear my shoes
for just five minutes, then they’d know how hard it is to
I know they all need homes, and if there was
A silver bullet don’t you think I would have fired it?
So they could avoid the hardships
Our house really is a bloody nice house
We bought it just in time
You’d think that was a crime
But given my job, what was I to do?
What’s more …
This parody was originally posted on The Daily Blog of Thursday, 25 March 2021.