Don't Say It, Andrew! If the Labour Leader, Andrew Little, cannot refrain from shoving his philosophical foot down his political throat every time he opens his mouth, then maybe he should sit out the next twelve months in silence!
WHY, OH WHY didn’t Andrew Little keep his mouth shut? Or,
when asked by a journalist to respond to the political observations of his
party’s former leader, just stick to the time-honoured current leader’s script?
“I’ve enormous respect for the wisdom of Helen Clark. Her
record of winning three elections on the trot speaks for itself. Her political observations
are informed by the experience and achievement of many years. Only a fool
wouldn’t listen very carefully to her advice.”
If that wasn’t sufficient, then Clark’s remark about Labour
needing to “command the centre” should simply have been endorsed. Something
along the lines of:
“She’s quite right about that. When questioned, the
overwhelming majority of people position themselves between the extremes of
left and right. And if you don’t secure the votes of a very big chunk of these
centrist voters, then your party’s chances of being elected to govern are next
to zero.”
A statement of the bleeding-bloody-obvious, of course, but
sometimes the bleeding-bloody obvious is what people need to hear. It reassures
them that you, and the party you lead, are in tune with their own general view
of the world. Nobody gets to become Prime Minister by making voters feel that the
Leader of the Opposition is out-of-tune with their general view of the world.
And yet, that’s exactly what Little did. He described
Clark’s bog-standard pol-sci observation – that, to win, his party must
“command the centre ground” – as “pretty hollow”.
Pretty hollow!
Let’s give Little a smidgen of credit and accept that he was
not describing Labour’s longest-serving leader, and her nine-year record in
government, as “hollow”. Let’s assume that he was channelling the spirit of the
inimitable Roger Scruton, who described the political centre as:
“The supposed political position somewhere between the left
and the right, where political views are either sufficiently indeterminate, or
sufficiently imbued with the spirit of compromise, to be thought acceptable to
as large a body of citizens as would be capable of accepting anything.”
The only problem with endorsing this sort of definition is
that it is almost without exception to be found in the writings of political
philosophers for whom epistemological vagueness is the most unforgiveable of
all academic sins. Scruton, himself, is an old-fashioned conservative, but his lofty
disdain for the notion that politics is constituted “not by consistent
doctrine, but by successful practice” is shared by many left-wing political activists.
Perhaps Little is one of these latter types. A radical
left-wing firebrand hiding his light under the bushel of a dour trade-union
boss.
Definitely not. When challenged by RNZ’s Susie Ferguson on
Tuesday’s Morning Report to come
clean on his “hollow” remark and confirm that Labour was set firmly on a
left-wing course, Little’s prevarication was nothing short of heroic. Left and
right, he insisted didn’t matter anymore, he was much more interested in
responding to the issues brought to him by the people he met every week as he
travelled around New Zealand.
Ferguson struggled on womanfully for several more minutes in
a futile attempt to get Little to acknowledge that the sort of political
engagement he was describing was precisely the sort of engagement that Clark
was advocating when she offered up the bleeding-bloody-obvious comment that Labour
must “command the centre ground”.
Despairing of getting a coherent response from the leader of
the party which still lists “democratic socialism and economic and social
co-operation” among its objectives, Ferguson changed tack and asked Little to
name the left-wing politician from whom he drew the most inspiration.
His answer to this question was even more depressing than
his earlier responses. In a year when Bernie Sanders proved that calling
oneself a “democratic socialist” is no longer a declaration of political
irrelevance. In a week when that “radical left-winger”, Jeremy Corbyn, was
re-elected with an increased majority by Labour’s 600,000 members. Who was the left-wing
politician Little identified as his inspirational role-model?
Bill Shorten.
That’s right, Bill Shorten. The charismatically challenged
and ideologically inert leader of the Australian Labor Party, for whom the need
for Labor to “command the centre ground” enjoys the status of unchallengeable holy
writ.
If Little cannot refrain from shoving his philosophical foot this far down
his political throat every time he opens his mouth, then maybe he should sit out the next
twelve months in silence!
A version of this essay was
originally published in The Waikato Times, The Taranaki Daily News, The
Timaru Herald, The Otago Daily Times and The Greymouth Star of Friday, 30 September 2016.